Ashley Cole arrested for being drunk & disorderly.
Fined £80 on the spot for swearing at police officers.
Fearne Cotton collapsed on the Mnt. Kilimanjaro climb thingy some celebs are doing for Comic Relief.
They are now at 6,000m about sea level and have all been suffering from nosebleeds and nausea.
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Sig? What sig? Where? Alright, 'fess up, who stole it?