Any question answered

deltablue · Subject: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:10 am

like the opposite of 'if this is the answer, what is the question'. was going to have a serious version but that wouldn't get anywhere. ask a silly (or normal) question, get a silly answer.

Where are you most likely to find Tony Blair nowadays?

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:29 pm

Behind the tills of Starbucks

When Gordon Brown pauses between sentences, why does he leave his gob open?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:43 pm

because he's playing dead

What does NHS really stand for?

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Northern Herpes Society

What are the main purposes of computers?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:54 pm

to be lost by the government

Why Anne Robinson?

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:59 pm

Why not?

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:01 pm

as an ironic piece of design

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rometal101 · Subject: Re: Any question answered Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:10 am

Why is America's economy so bad?

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:24 am

Because George Bush just had to look up 'economy' in the dictionary when reading that post

What is the purpose of cheesy pop?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:26 am

to go well with toasty pop

what lives in Amy's hair?

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:34 am

Every Big Issue seller in the world

Why does milk go sour?

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Shrimp · Subject: Re: Any question answered Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:35 pm

It's related to a lemon.

Why are some accents so strange?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:37 pm

They're french

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Shrimp · Subject: Re: Any question answered Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:38 pm

No, their not Tounge Out

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Max · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:15 am

Why does some cat and dog food come in tins?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:18 am

because some manufacturers watch tom and Jerry and believe a claw is sufficient

sorry no questions as I'm bad at thinking of them

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Shrimp · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:20 am

Why do people stay up really late?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:22 am

Because thats the way our internal chronometers work.

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Shrimp · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:24 am

Why are people called Henry way too smart and use big words?

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deltablue · Subject: Re: Any question answered Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:25 am

never mind that, what about the reverse and people called Gemma?

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