Basically make a wish and the next person grants it but has to ruin it

Example:
I wish I had a muffin
Granted, but I steal it.

I know that was a bad example, but you get the idea.


I wish I was not a typo.

I love this game :D

Granted, but you're worse than a typo, you're a wrong word (sorry, typo was a hard one )

I wish I was a fish

Granted, but Max eats you


I wish I could type quicker one-handed

Granted but you lose a hand

I wish Gemma could come to England

Granted, but you go to NI at the same time

I wish I had a magical muffin

Granted but it eats you and scares Bob Bryar

I wish I lived closer to Max

Granted, but not Max Maltz

I wish I was not so quiet

Granted but now you're too loud and you can't hear anything else.

I wish to go to the moon :}

Granted, but you die from lack of oxygen the moment you get there

I wish I understood more words

Granted but they're not English words.

I wish I knew what was going on with Gemma and these shifty eyes smilies???

Granted, but you don't understand the explanation

I wish I could magically put out the fire

Granted but the fire moves to somewhere else

I wish I could stop making typos (wait, did we do that one already? If we have then "I wish I wasn't too lazy to check back a few posts" )

Actually it was "I wish I wasn't a typo" but close enough, so

Granted, but your lazyness means you can't be bothered to go on the computer anymore and spend the rest of your life watching t.v and reading

I wish there was no credit crunch

I like tv and books

Granted but your parents make too much money and decide to move to Australia then ban you and anyone who looks like you from England

I wish I knew who stole my boat.

If I have nightmares, I blame you

Granted, but you don't know the person

I wish that I was a mouse :S

Granted but you get eaten by me coz I mistook you for Max.

I wish I had 80 chickens

You want to eat Max??

Granted, but they peck you, alot


I wish I was a marshmallow marzipan mountain

Granted but you stop talking in alliteration

I wish I had a time machine!

Granted, but you get stuck in the past, long before any of our times and live a lonely live


I wish I was an icecube, a walking talking non-meltable ice cube

Granted but you get crushed by the Titanic (you're a giant icecube mistaken for an iceburg)

I wish you hadn't killed me.