Meanwhile Jesse rushed out of the office, grabbed Lily and got into the car..

"Woah what's happening?" she asked. surprised.

"The Joker..(by the way it will be Heath Ledger's joker) has escaped Arkham and..." Jesse got a phone call from an unknown number..

"Oh 007..." said a very panicy voice.

"Who is this?!" exclaimed Jesse "Its me, you have to help me, I'm stuck in Arkham Asylum, you have to help me!" screamed 006 "ALright I'm on my way." Meanwhile while on the other end where the call came from The Joker was clapping.."Bravo, Bravo.." he said, "You probably just help hatch one of my greatest plans ever.." "It was nothing." she replied "As long as I get paid in the end, I will not turn you in." "Thank you, my dear," he said while stroking her hair..

Lily and Jesse pulled up outside the asylum. They burst in...

(I will bet money you are thinking this story is gold..But you will be amazed by this part..)

It was an huge place, it was gigantic, it looked like an old haunted prison..And all the prisoners were all insane, murderers, or rapists, and they looked at Jesse and Lily as though they were fresh meat.."Welcome to Hell.." said a creepy voice over the intercom.."You have exactly ten minutes to find an exit to this place. If you can't then not only will you die 007 but so will over 200 inmates will too. BUt you have 1 way out you have to actually kill yourself, so what will it be, your new crush and 200 inmates or you die for queen and country." Then an alarming sound went off and all the cells opened...

"And now we have to run" Lily said. "Where?" Jesse asked, keeping remarkably cool. "LilyBlade" Lily called out. Her large curved blade weapon from earlier appeared. Suddenly a few grenades were dropped from the ventalation shafts. A gas appeared and started to overwhelm the inmates. Lily slashed at the wall and created an opening for jesse and herself to escape through. However they found themselves faced with a row of large men in black leather with faces covered. "Uh-oh" Lily said. They took aim with their weapons and fired at the 2 of them...

A long time later Jesse started coming to his senses. His head felt very hazy as he lifted it to look around. He was bound in a cell of some sort. 006 was there as well, still unconcious. "Ah 007 I thought you'd never come round" said a familiar voice. "Harris" jesse managed to gasp. His vision became a little clearer and he saw Lily was with him. "Well done my dear" Harris said to her. "Shame the joker somehow mysteriously got away for future adventures but it almost worked better then I imagined. Mr Sloan is most impressed." Lily flashed him a smile and left. "You heroes are just too predictable" Harris gloated. "We knew 006 had gone missing and knew you'd go and find her, all we needed was for you to lead us to her".

Max walked in through the door, "Heeeeeey!" he said, whilst sticking his thumbs up in a Fonzie-style impression, some canned applause accompanied his entrance.

Harris got out a gun and shot him do he couldn't do it again before throwing the body out of the high floor window. Then the attention turned back to the actualy story...

"Harris, what do you want her for, I want her as badly as you do for trying to kill us.." said Jesse slurring on his words he was still a little dizzy and hazy..

(What do you think so far?)

"We thought she'd be a useful addition to our organization" Harris explained. "As would you but I know you'd never join. She seems to be a little more open it appears. First 006 now Lily. You really do know how to pick them don't you?" Just behind him Lily was at the door flashing a mischevious smile.

"Oh come on..Well then if you kill me 008 will replace me." he said normally. "So Lily..you too..

"Oh you don't know the half of it" she said before leaving with Harris. Soon Harris, Sloan, Lily and 006 were standing around a table. "He never could resist the ladies" Sloan said with an evil chuckle. "I see this being a profitable career for you both". 006 laid out a long printout of names. "A list of all Mi6 agents and their assignments, Impressive" Harris said. "Looks like we have more traitors then we thought" Sloan agreed darkly. "And our clients will be most pleased as well. Mi6 won't know what hit them". "Are you sure that we can't get anything useful out of him?" Lily asked, disappointed. "waste of time" 006 said dismissively. "Well we all need to rest, it's late" Sloan instructed. "We'll send the list off in the morning".

(Whatever you do don't escape in the next post, already have that worked out)

"Wait.." said Jesse before they left.."Don't kill them..if you don't I can give you immunity from Her Majesty"s government.."

"Not from inside that cell" Sloan laughed. Later that night Jesse was looking around. He had to get out before anything could happen to him or the other agents. Suddenly he heard a noise. Shortly afterwards Lily appeared. "I think this has gone on long enough." she said. She got out her large curved Lilyblade and cut through the bars. "I saw Harris set the alarms so I unset them" she explained. Jesse seemed hesitant. "All will become clear" she said. "It's 'become clear' for you twice already" Jesse pointed out. "Either you trust me and get out or wait for what they'll do" Lily pointed out. "I prefer the first option better". Jesse conceded. Lily then cut a large hole in the wall. It seemed a long drop down. "Get on my back" Lily suggested. Jesse did so and Lily leapt down. As Jesse got off something occured to him. Something had been missing. or rather someone. And he thought he had figured out why. Someone moved towards them from the shadows. Jesse reached for his gun (which Lily had given back) but she gestured for him to stop. "Took you guys long enough" said a very familiar voice. And Henry emerged looking very pleased with himself.

"What the hell is going on, I was in Arkham, then with villians, then betrayed and now meeting you.." snarled a disgruntled Jesse

"nice performance Lily" Henry said applauding. "I'm sure not even Emily could pull off being a triple agent like that". He turned to Jesse "I guess I owe you an explanation". "She was working with me all along. Since the team split up over a year ago shes been my partner of sorts. I thought she could help out. We knew our 'friends' here would be interested in your partner as well. She went to Sloan first claiming to be able to bring you in, then pretend to save and get close to you if Harris failed. In reality we thought that was a better idea in terms of finding out what was going on then bursting in as heroes when they'd be less cooperative. Unfortunately i didn't realize your partner had made a deal with the joker. I was genuinely called away but we have a different relationship with our villains. more like friends playing a game, so I actually asked them to run amok to give me an excuse. Now you know each other what next?

(you have no idea how long I was waiting to pull that one off. Sorry about the hurry to move on from the arkham/joker thing but now you know why)

"Well what do we do now..I am still technically on a mission to stop the Joker.." asked Jesse

"no, your mission was finding 006, and I doubt thats been updated" Lily pointed out. "So which is more important now?" Henry asked. "oh and you don't have to worry about your agents, I altered the names that 006 was leaking before I freed you" Lily remembered. "So as you're the one with the official assignment, its your call" Henry reitterated.