So, there's a website :
http://www.fmylife.com/

and uhm, if you're ever depressed or miserable or whatever,
there are some pretty hilarious stories in there,
that'll cheer you up

And my pc blocking it was hilarious
"Your page is blocked due to a security policy that prohibits access to Category Adult/Sexually Explicit"

WHAT?!


IT'S NOT SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
UNLESS YOU CLICK ON CRETAIN STORIES!


okay I'll have to send you some funny ones.

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

Haha, my computer's just on a really secure internet connection XD

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" I replied, in a sweet motherly tone "Honey, we're not poor." She then proceeded to ask, "Then why do you dress like we are poor?" FML

^ Ouch XD

It kinda remains me of Bash

http://www.bash.org/

See if you can see this one, Shrimp. Never fails to make me chuckle XD

Actually, thinking about it, it's probably going to block Bash too, as there are some rather unsavoury one's on there

Enjoy these, though

HAHAHAH. HAMLET THE TEXT ADVENTURE.
DUDE.
You have two options.
1) Be.
2) Not be.
hahahaha
haha

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OH BOY!
i just won a free disney world vacation
all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets
wow, what a deal
damn telemarketers

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My mom gave me one of those plants you can't kill
I think it commited sucicide

XD XD XD

_________________
We don't need your democracy,
Execute them kindly for me,
Post-industrial society,
The unthinking Majority....

You were right "Your page is blocked due to a security policy that prohibits access to Category Violence"

Hah, those are rather funny *starts to plot a violent death on this internet connection, for when I eventually move out and will have a normal internet*

SOME FML STORIES FOR SHRIMP

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML


Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and proceeded to say “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML


Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML


Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minuites I notice a girl, possibly one of his sisters friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I am a 23 year old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML


Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

XD The first one made me laugh and the second made me go "eurgh", followed by a suitably abrupt shudder XD

HAHAHHAHA! I read it out to my french
we're presently having a laughing fit.