Prepare For Randomness, Aceness & Sara The Awesome Fairy Princess

Thought that'd raise a laugh

As head bridesmaid, I headed backstage to help Jazziiee get ready. We had to take some of the length off the dress. It was floor length but she kept tripping over it so we made it into a mini. She also fell over into a bucket of red paint which was randomly lying around so her ivory coloured dress now had big red splotches on it. Gemma arrived a little late and thought Jazziiee had had an accident with some knives, especially as the dress was ripped but that was only because Johnny Depp had helped zip her up in the dress. He was best man and had come dressed in his Edward Scissorhands costume.

LMAO, the randomness returns!!

It's much better when it's random, isn't it? :D

The grooms were ready in the church waiting for Jazziiee to make her entrance. She tripped and stumbled her way down the aisle (to the Crazy Frog rather than the traditional “Here Comes The Bride”) but arrived in one piece. Most people’s eyes were on the handsome best man, though. Even Gothy managed to look away from Max for a few seconds to glance at Johnny Depp/Edward Scissorhands.

Bob, Frank and Jazziiee exchanged vows and Johnny/Edward presented them with their rings. Jazziiee cut her finger on one of his blades.

You looked away from Max!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it is better when random

I know! How shocking is that?
Although come on, who wouldn't look at that wedding?

Ok thanks I'll try and keep it random!

At the reception afterwards, everyone was sat around enjoying their meal. Johnny/Edward tapped his glass with his blades to get everyone’s attention and began to make a speech. I think he must have forgotten which character he’d come as because he said in his Captain Jack Sparrow voice:
“Ever since I randomly met Jazziiee in a group conversation on MSN I could tell her, Bob and Frank were made for each other. When she told me about that night she had met them at the party I could instantly tell they were made for each other although I never expected the wedding to be so soon”

The beautiful pink and white, six tiered wedding cake was brought out and the bride and grooms went over to cut it. Looking at that cake brought back bad memories for Bob who ran away screaming and cowered in the corner. Johnny/Edward/Captain Jack Sparrow went over to comfort him but Bob was shaking so much and kept getting caught on the end of Johnny/Edward/Jack’s fingers and was bleeding a lot. His white shirt was now matched with almost as many red splotches as Jazziiee’s wedding dress, although his was real blood.

It was time for Jazziiee to toss her bouquet and Gothy scrambled crazily to catch it, although it landed in Gemma’s hands.
Gemma wasn’t pleased but everyone found it funny.

Bob didn’t lose too much blood and after he got back from the hospital, he and Frankie drove off with Jazziiee into the sunset to enjoy their honeymoon.
Unfortunately for Bob, they went to a cake factory.

Awwww poor Bob.

And I shoulda seen that coming shouldn't I?
About the bouquet I mean

I'm so mean to Bob aren't I?

I thought you'd kill me but I knew you'd see the funny side

You know me too well
It is funny, and it is quite typical of my luck

When does someone die?
Wake me up when it happens

Already happened

Max, you don't like any stories, even ones that include you

One paragraph was funny XD

Did you read the wedding?

No....... Who's may I ask?

Read it and see

Tell me, and I may

Me & you?

Jazziiee, Frank and Bob

Oh, relief

I can do a me & you but that's a seperate story (we need that =? icon)

I'm...... gonna keep outta this thread now

I said it's a seperate story

Sarah, stop giving him nightmares

I'm gonna keep out of this board XD

Good luck with that

what else is there to stay for? Just Quacky's art